Sunday, October 30, 2011

It's a Hot Dog. It's a Hamburger. It's a Fried Egg.

Here are some texts I received from my happy "hour". I say "hour" because it went all night and ended with me passed out on the floor. At least I can't remember Game 7 of the World Series.

10:28 pm: Thanks for a great time
10:55 pm: You were seriously sleeping on the floor
11:02 pm: Night night

11:58 am: Thanks for a great time. We must do this again.
12:04 pm: You were awesome. I believe my new found goal in life is to always be around you tipsy or at least try really hard to get you there.
12:12 pm: Lol. No worries. I'll keep it to a minimum since I love my liver as well.

5:55 pm: Hey crazy dude. Did you recover from yesterday? It was fun and I am glad you invited us.
6:03 pm: thought you might want this: [a pic of me posing, shirtless, in my robe with a pipe in my mouth.]

What the hell happened? It's been a while since I've gotten this drunk. When I woke up I found that I'd drunk all the cold water I normally keep in my fridge. Thankfully. I wasn't that hung over and I got all my AI homework done. That's right readers, Tommy K has to do something to stay sharp, so he's learning the basics of Artificial Intelligence from the online Stanford class.

Hot Dog Style Hamburger with Fried Egg

1/2 lb. Ground Beef
2 Eggs
2 Hot Dog Buns
Ketchup and Mustard

Collard Greens
Mustard Greens
Turnip Greens
Salt and Pepper

I started by making the greens. Just saute them in some Butter with Salt and Pepper until they reach your desired ratio of wilt to crisp.

Then I divided my Ground Beef into two clumps and rolled them into the shape of a hot dog since I had Hot Dog Buns. Cook on the stove and fry a couple Eggs on them to add a little heft to the meal. Melt some Cheese on top and add a little Ketchup and Mustard. Don't forget to toast the Buns.

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