Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Where da porn at?

I baked a chicken and made some biscuits for dinner this evening. It was my first attempt at biscuits and I followed the ingredient list from the first hit under "biscuit recipe" on google: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/southern-biscuits-recipe/index.html. I didn't do the whole "gently fold dough over" blah blah blah (I know what you're thinking, but this has nothing to do with the title...). Either way, they turned out decently if not quite moist enough, and they'll be enjoyed.



The chicken was a spur of the moment decision when I saw that a fresh herb pack consisting of thyme, rosemary and sage was on sale at Kroger for $0.99. "I can save eighty cents!" I exclaimed before proclaiming, "I must make a chicken!" I added some parsley for obvious reasons and pureed everything in some smoked salt, pepper and olive oil before rubbing it all over and into the chicken (still has nothing to do with the title). The bird baked for about 2 hours at 350 without foil or a cover or anything and came out crisp and moist.

Now about the porn... sometime during college I began associating porn with chicken. I must've known why at one point, but had to do a little research and (re)discovered the following information from wikipedia:

"Porn 'n Chicken was a club based at Yale University. The secret society blazed briefly in the headlines in 2001 when members announced plans to make their own pornographic film on campus starring other Yale students, although the film was never released or even completed. Nevertheless, a fictionalized version of the club's experiences was produced as a TV movie titled Porn 'n Chicken and broadcast on Comedy Central."

Who knew? I remember at one point talking with a platonic friend about getting some Popeye's and Pirates, but having her copy of Pirates fall through and never having time to see it through again. Oh well, tonight certainly isn't the right night to correct this. It just makes me nostalgic.

Fun fact: the word "moist" was used three times in this entry. My apologies, ladies.

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